OK, " Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud. Don't be ridiculous, " Flamel snapped, "They're rats." Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion.

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"OK," Josh said evenly, " I’ve seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud. Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They’re rats." Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion. Joseph was a slave in Egypt and he had some problems with his master's wife, who kept making plans with her friends to get rid of him. One day, Joseph decided that enough was enough and went to the palace where she lived.

When she saw him coming she screamed and ran into her room, locking herself inside. Joseph waited outside the door and when she opened it again he told her that if she did not give him food and water he would kill himself right there and then. She left him food and water and closed the door again.

He went out to eat and drink and after a while he went back to the palace. He had good news for her: She had been sold to a man called Potiphar who treated her well. All this time she had been terrified of Joseph but now that he was gone she felt much better, so well in fact that she made her own plan.

The next week Joseph returned to see Potiphar's wife but this time she refused to let him in, telling him that Potiphar had no business with her any more because now he was married to somebody else

Source: The Alchemyst

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